I found myself living on the harsh winter streets of Minneapolis at the ripe age of 5. There I lived off my fat stores, wrinkles, and charming good looks. I was rescued! and now I live with some nice lesbos who spoil me and dress me up. Just a crusty street kid living the charmed life! I wanna be famous!
-Daisy, Daisyfeatherbotum, Day-Z the Queen Bee